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11/29/2004

Colin Farrell's Man on Man Movie Kiss Manual

If Alexander's excessive whispering of sweet nothings and Macedonian cock-teasing left you with a massive cinematic case of blue balls, join the club. For those who didn't see Alexander (most of you) or the other flick that demonstrates (fictionally of course) his massive initiative to arouse audiences in gay ghettos everywhere, A Home at the End of the World, here's a short pictorial journal on technique starring the sexed-up Irishman that shows us what acting's all about.*

Step 1: The hug. Prepare Mentally with Extended Embrace
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"I was very uncomfortable doing it. As much as I love Dallas [Roberts] — and I got on great with him—I didn't enjoy it."

Step 2: The peck. Target lower lip in pre-emptive strike to avoid tongue
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"As I said, I don't enjoy going to the fucking gym, and I'd prefer to lift weights for twenty minutes than kiss a guy for two seconds."

Step 3: The inhale. Hold breath and remember—it's just a movie.
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"It taught me what I knew already: I don't like kissing boys."

Step 4: The plunge. Think as hard as possible about female sex organs.
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"When you feel his stubble against your lip, it's repulsive to me, as repulsive to me as for a lot of gay men the idea of putting their tongue near a pussy is—something that, for me, is akin to heaven sometimes."

*Quotes from November GQ.

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  1. Looks to me like he is enjoying it!

    Posted by: Mark | Nov 29, 2004 2:04:32 PM


  2. Bah. I'm way over this guy. Good for him playing a gay guy or a bisexual, bad-dye-job conqueror in a movie.

    We need some closeted gay actors to come out of the closet and make quotes in GQ or the Advocate about how revolting kissing a woman can be. Ha.

    Posted by: Rob | Nov 29, 2004 2:48:23 PM


  3. seems like an odd match to me -- that kissing photo. andy, liked your post on this and alexander. i'd wanted to see the film for various reasons. my knowledge of alexander covered his sexuality, perhaps, the film might have been more explicit. yet, i haven't seen it. seems like there is quite a bit to cover in relation to this character. nonetheless, there are plenty of girls and guys gone wild....gg forgetting the last g....gay. now, we need gays gone wild. unfortunate that some productions can stifle pertinent elements.

    Posted by: rrr | Nov 29, 2004 5:24:37 PM


  4. it's called "ACTING!", mark. whatever can be said for his outrageous, drunk antics or who he claims to have bedded, he's a damn fine actor.

    and more to the point, he knew what he was getting into (having read the scripts for "Alexander" and "A Home At The End Of The World") when he signed to do these movies. he knew there'd be same sex action regardless of whether it actually made the final cut. i think he doth protest a little too much.

    Posted by: dr. theopolis | Nov 29, 2004 9:20:56 PM


  5. What I don't understand, is take the role if he found it so repulsive? I loved the movie. I actually thought the best job was probably done by the teenaged Bobby.

    Posted by: Keoki323 | Nov 29, 2004 10:57:52 PM


  6. I have seen and enjoyed both movies. Colin Farrell is a good (not a great) actor. I enjoyed him in both roles and I think he puts his heart and soul into the people he is portraying. I give him credit for being willing to play roles that other actors would be afraid to because of the gay content. As for the movies themselves both are good, but again not great. Alexander is one of my childhood heroes and I just glad that someone made a movie about him that at least tries to portray him accurately. Did I wish they had done a better job and shown more of the love between him and hesphasion - Yes. But they were trying to make a movie that would be acceptable to the main stream without totally rewriting history. I think they did the best that could have been done under the circumstances.

    Posted by: Tony | Nov 29, 2004 11:00:05 PM


  7. Where are these pics from, a rehearsal session? What Macedonian wore wire-rimmed glasses, and makeup artists always rid actors of the rose tatoos. What's up?

    Posted by: Morris | Nov 29, 2004 11:45:53 PM


  8. I think the pics are from the movie 'A Home at the End of the World' as opposed to Alexander.

    Posted by: Fitz_ | Nov 30, 2004 12:16:53 AM


  9. The pics ARE from 'A Home at the End of the World'. Interesting... how does Colin know how much gay men are repulsed by a heterosexual act? After all, he didn't say he "imagines" gay men are repulsed. Plus, the man chooses roles of gay or bi men where he knows he'll be kissing (or more), and then says how repulsed he is?

    Reminds me of the joke...
    "some man made an obscene phone call to me and said the most terrible things for 30 minutes."

    Nobody forces the guy.

    Posted by: Deano | Nov 30, 2004 3:07:41 AM


  10. well, his (less attractive brother) is gay and is out on the scene in dublin regularly...there's always been plenty of rumours about colin too ;-)

    Posted by: g | Nov 30, 2004 5:23:26 AM


  11. well, his (less attractive brother) is gay and is out on the scene in dublin regularly...there's always been plenty of rumours about colin too ;-)

    Posted by: g | Nov 30, 2004 5:23:26 AM


  12. get over it. he was acting! i think it shows how mature he is if he can do it and right it off. very secure with him self if you ask me! shows carture

    Posted by: Amanda | Nov 30, 2004 2:39:12 PM


  13. Oh puh-leese. Collin looked like a sad golden retriever decked out in that horrendous blonde wig in Alexander.

    Posted by: shane | Dec 1, 2004 12:33:53 AM


  14. Ummm....he is definatly gay. Just in the closet about it. Someone should invite him to gay week in Orlando FL.

    Posted by: wOOt | Dec 6, 2004 11:55:29 PM


  15. COLIN IS SO SEXY AND HOT AND I GO CRAZY EVERY TIME I WATCH HIM ON SCREEN! HE IS A VERY GOOD ACTOR! HE IS COLIN THE GREAT!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: sanela | Dec 8, 2004 7:38:54 AM


  16. COLIN IS A SEXXXY BEAST!!!NO WAY IS HE GAY (no offense) HE IS SOOO FUCKIN HOOOT

    Posted by: Mary | Dec 12, 2004 3:42:51 AM


  17. Hm. I don't think this makes Colin gay... but.. geeze. Can we all agree that his comments are completely unprofessional? I'd feel the same way if a gay actor complained over kissing an actress. Seriously. He knew what he was getting into.

    Posted by: Sae | Dec 23, 2004 4:17:01 PM


  18. ok, so it's month after the original post, but... two things: maybe it is slightly unprofessional, but I have the GQ issue (yes I'm a chick,but it's Colin Farrell), and he was answering questions directly asked about the experience and what it taught him; it's not like he was really complaining about "having" to do it, he was being honest (and he says "a lot of gay men" and "the idea", meaning he's not speaking for all gay men including ahem himself- he probably has gay friends, and you'd better believe he'd talk about sex, gay or not:P). When asked immediately following about taking the Alexander role "where some of the same sexual ambiguiy is in play," he makes a joke (not homophbic, btw) and says he "wouldn't have given a f*ck". It's commendable that he's one of the few straight actors comfortable enough with himself and western society to play gay/bi/undefined characters.
    second thing: I'm sorry, woot, "definitely gay"? How 'bout not perpetuating the stereotypes and letting the man identify for himself as he likes?
    ok, enough rant for me:P

    Posted by: Virginia | Dec 31, 2004 9:37:45 PM


  19. All this talk about how Colin did not enjoy the kiss. What about the other guy? By all of the accounts and comments it infers that other guy IS gay. I am gay and I respect Colin's feelings and I am afraid I would not enjoy open mouth kissing a woman. I respect his feeling but he did it didn't he..the mark of a good actor...bit like Rock Hudson really?

    Posted by: Ian | Jan 1, 2005 6:34:00 PM


  20. I could only hope Colin is gay but i honestly think he might be closeted gay, for whatever reason he has kept it a secret and while we all have the right to our opinions we should respect his sexuality whatever it is gay, str8, bi, or questioning, hopefully he'll make the right choice and choose MEN but if he doesnt oh well, we still have our dreams.

    Posted by: Michael | Jan 4, 2005 4:45:42 PM


  21. so did u get hard off the movie or did u jacck off

    Posted by: fred | Jan 9, 2005 9:42:36 PM


  22. TO HELL WITH SNOGGING COLIN. I WANT HIS COCK UP MY ASS AND HIS CUM IN MY INTESTINES.

    Posted by: Bryanboy | Jan 10, 2005 12:05:47 AM


  23. Will you ppl get a fucking reality check?!What's wrong with you?!! So he kissed a man in a movie? BIG FUCKING DEAL. He is ACTING. And when he says he's stright whatever, he's straight. Ranting on and on about it is just a fucking waste of time. So what if the guy's a closeted gay or an open bisexual or a homophobic straight? It shouldn't matter because you don't fucking know the guy. Full stop.

    Posted by: Louise | Jan 10, 2005 4:23:04 PM


  24. In these pictures the real gay thing is missing its looks more like they trying to avoid it not giving a real touch it should have been done in proper gays style...what u think?

    Posted by: razi | Jan 17, 2005 5:37:12 AM


  25. I THINK COLIN IS A FAIRLY GOOD ACTOR, BUT I THINK THAT ALTHOUGH HE FELT COMFORTABLE DOING HIS ROLE IN BALLYKISSANGEL, HE NEVER THOUGHT THAT IN HIS WILDEST DREAMS, HE´D REACH HOLLYWOOD STARDOM. I THINK HE´S LOST THERE AND FEELS COMPLETELY INSECURE BECAUSE IRELAND IS A COUNTRY THAT DOESN´T PREPARE YOU FOR ANYTHING. WE´RE ALL LEPRECAUNS. I THINK HE FEELS PRESSURE TO BEHAVE LIKE A HOLLYWOOD "STAR" AND I THINK THAT ALTHOUGH HE´S HAPPY EARNING LOTS OF MONEY AND SHAGGING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, HE´D LIKE TO REVERSE EVERYTHING AND BE BACK IN IRELAND WITH HIS SON.HE PUTS ON ACTS , BUT AS AN ACTOR, HE DOES THEM QUITE BADLY.

    I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM IN FALLING FOR A DANCER!

    Posted by: MAEVE FROM THE NORTH SIDE, CORK | Jan 21, 2005 7:47:52 AM


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