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Illusion or Protrusion?

Manningsfamilymilkad

A reader sends in this new advertisement of the athletically-inclined Manning family but notes a strange silhouette in (the left guy) Peyton Manning's jock area. The question: Is there something aside from two hot jock boys with milk on their faces to get hot over, or are we just overly horny this sports-infused Thanksgiving weekend? Like the Camel cigarette ads with the subliminal penises in them, we may never know what's intended. But if it was their agenda to get noticed, I guess it worked, huh? At least it gives you something to do this Friday.
(thanks Adam)

And if you're looking for something super butch, check the Saw Hoss ad to the right.

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  1. It does put one in the mood for a nice, creamy glass of milk. ;) So I guess it did the trick!

    Posted by: Jess | Nov 26, 2004 7:46:27 AM


  2. Well, if you click on the picture and make it bigger (so to speak), it actually looks like the crease in his pants (sort of like Bush's bulge). So, it ain't all that! That said - Eli's cuter anyway! yeehaa

    Posted by: Alan W | Nov 26, 2004 10:54:03 AM


  3. yeah.....just a crease, but a good optical illusion. The material in football pants is pretty thick...plus they wear a jockstrap and maybe even a cup. No chance of seeing so much detail through all that !

    Posted by: Patrick | Nov 26, 2004 11:22:18 AM


  4. I guess we'll look for it anywhere won't we?

    Posted by: Andre | Nov 26, 2004 11:24:39 AM


  5. I wouldn't mind being in the middle of a Peyton/Eli sandwich! Now that's a meal fit for a Man.

    And since this is a photo shoot, I doubt that they are wearing a jock or a cup. You can see usually see the outline of a jock especially when a football player is wearing white pants.

    Anyone remember the shot of Chris Simms when he was the QB of Texas and the cover boy of The Sporting News (or was it SI?) You could definitely see the outline of the whole package in that shot (white pants, no jock).

    Posted by: Layne | Nov 26, 2004 7:04:56 PM


  6. I do not remember the shot of Chris Simms but I would love to see it if you can tell me how to do that. My mouth is still drooling from Peyton Manning's whatever.

    Posted by: dan | Nov 26, 2004 7:41:10 PM


  7. I agree with Layne that I doubt the boys are wearing their full regalia for the photo shoot. It was obviously a set-up pose and my assumption would be that they wouldn't need to wear a jock strap for a photo shoot. Sometimes these shoots go on for hours so why wear the protection if all they're doing is standing up and smiling for the camera. The "folds" in the material look pretty close to the outline of someone's penis. Look closely. Anyway... just some thoughts.

    Posted by: Adam | Nov 27, 2004 8:32:29 AM


  8. I don't care--works for me! When's his next game?

    Posted by: John | Nov 29, 2004 5:44:52 PM


  9. The guy's not wearing a jock - the overal impression in the crotch area is completely different from the other player on the right. Why would he need to wear a jock for this studio picture? Of course it's his penis, why would you think it isn't? The assumption that it would be "airbrushed" out is unrealistic.

    Posted by: Sonny | Feb 27, 2005 10:23:23 PM


  10. Peyton Manning, homophobe, idol of right-winger nutbags everywhere.

    Posted by: SteveXS | Jan 22, 2007 11:11:05 PM


  11. The milk ad is great - and now there's a new one out the Peyton are doing for Louisiana tourism and there's an even better defined bulge showing on Peyton.

    Posted by: Geoffrey | Dec 26, 2007 10:29:23 PM


  12. Does anybody still doubt if Peyton is gay? I don't. Many married men are either gay or bi. He is definitely gay.

    Posted by: Charlie | Feb 18, 2008 9:47:25 PM


  13. Chris Simms Bulge Photo from the Sporting News
    http://www.princeton.edu/~vperry/pics/simms.jpg

    Posted by: Blake | Jul 8, 2008 11:51:22 PM


  14. I remember the Chris Simms photo well - it was in the Sporting News. Too bad the link didn't work, at least for me.

    Posted by: STUART | Dec 2, 2008 8:32:54 PM


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