Film and TV

I Wrote a Poem About Your Haircut


As an addendum to the Brawny post of earlier today, here's one of their "Innocent Escapes" greetings. I'd like to escape from this cabin as soon as possible. Positively creepy. (thanks M@)

Feed This post's comment feed


  1. Eeeow! Creepy AND scary. I half expect him to whip out a carving knife.

    Posted by: cafegogo | Feb 24, 2005 4:47:11 PM

  2. You can customize the movies, and they are hysterical. All about a focus-groups idea of what a perfect boyfriend would be/do.

    I love the Picture of Loveliness/Pickle jar/Serenade combination.

    And it's mostly gender-pronoun-free, so it's also slightly hot.

    Who's the actor, he's great.

    Posted by: Jcloud | Feb 24, 2005 4:52:19 PM

  3. You find that clip hot???? Um. ok....

    Posted by: cafegogo | Feb 24, 2005 5:09:55 PM

  4. Grrrrrr... YEAH BABY!!

    Posted by: stevie | Feb 24, 2005 5:20:33 PM

  5. It's so bad, it MUST be intentional, right? Right? It's hideous. His last line is "You know where I'm going, right?" and I thought "Yes, you're going to kill me and bury my body under the cabin."

    Posted by: Stosine | Feb 24, 2005 5:54:38 PM

  6. I am CRYING from laughing so hard. Seriously. This is definitely meant to be campy.

    Posted by: AMS | Feb 24, 2005 7:08:46 PM

  7. OH MY GOD! I would have paid good money to have been in that room when their agency pitched them this shit.

    I would also LOVE to see what that same agency would do to contemporize Betty Crocker or Aunt Jemima.

    And someone really thought this was hot? Hmmmmm.

    Posted by: | Feb 24, 2005 8:16:17 PM

  8. Can't sleep... Brawny Man'll eat me. Can't sleep... Brawny Man'll eat me. Can't sleep... Brawny Man'll eat me.

    Posted by: M@ | Feb 24, 2005 9:04:52 PM

  9. Very...David Lynch.

    Posted by: Mike P | Feb 24, 2005 9:19:05 PM

  10. Is he gay? Or is he straight? The answer is rather obvious, sisters?

    Posted by: visibleh20 | Feb 24, 2005 9:21:31 PM

  11. fuck fuck fuck, I shouldn't have read. I didn't get to my Project Runway recording yet... fuck!

    Posted by: Ray | Feb 25, 2005 4:32:07 AM

  12. goddamn that was the oddest thing I've ever seen. That was created on purpose by somebody for some actual reason??? wow

    -- Pete

    Posted by: Pete | Feb 25, 2005 12:03:46 PM

  13. Wow. Definitely REALLY creepy.

    But I'd hook-up with him first, THEN run away in fear.

    Posted by: Joshua | Feb 25, 2005 12:05:18 PM

  14. hey..I like it. The pony is adorable.

    Posted by: Patrick | Feb 25, 2005 1:54:43 PM

  15. This is why we have George W. Bush as our President. There are too many people in the world that just don't get it. Folks, if you can't understand a parody, and a great one like the Brawny Man Innocent Escapes, you really need to spend less time in front of a computer and more time in the real world.

    Posted by: Woody | May 1, 2005 4:21:15 AM

Post a comment


« «« «