Madonna steals show at MTV Europe Awards. Robbie Williams: "She's amazing. She's an absolute legend. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that."
Muggles want puggles. Hot new breed in New York "the equivalent of breeding a Marc Jacobs bag with a Louis Vuitton."
Cooper d'Etat on CNN: "And don't forget those seductive eyes he so coyly rolls in our general direction, which reach through the screen and hypnotize the audience demanding they stay on CNN."