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Olympic Attire: Keeping it Warm During the Games

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This 100% mink Jetstream Deluxe Fur Penis Muffler made in the 60's and endorsed by the U.S. Olympic Committee, is for sale on eBay.

Somehow I can't see Jeremy Bloom or Bode Miller taking to the slopes in this, but the fashionable Johnny Weir on the other hand...

I'd be afraid to know what PETA might do to protest this article of clothing!

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  1. NOTHING homoerotic about this, WHATSOEVER.

    I want one! Do they come in XXL?

    Posted by: Rad | Feb 14, 2006 11:34:57 AM


  2. BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Thanks Andy, I needed that laugh!

    Posted by: Darren | Feb 14, 2006 11:37:07 AM


  3. What are they lined with? Fur sometimes makes me itch. That's why I like swimmers so much. To mucken futch.

    Posted by: Donald | Feb 14, 2006 12:16:33 PM


  4. Oh what kitsch.

    Posted by: max | Feb 14, 2006 1:21:17 PM


  5. On reconsideration I would like to offer my services for a fitting on Mr. Bloom. We want to make sure it fits.

    Posted by: Donald | Feb 14, 2006 4:17:03 PM


  6. Oh! This is so definitely Johnny Weir!

    I don't buy the USOC endorsement. Since it's a one of a kind, hand made item, they could put anything they wanted on their label.

    Definitely something Johnny Weir would wear.

    Posted by: Jay Croce | Feb 14, 2006 11:38:49 PM


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