02/01/2006
A Carrot That Dangles Itself
This guy's made for vegetable porn. I mean, really. Towleroad correspondent Jack sent in this photo of an anatomically correct carrot. Apparently his co-worker discovered the well hung root and decided to put it on eBay, where it now waits for someone with a major carrot fetish.
There's little doubt that if you and your boyfriend shared this you'd soon be fucking like rabbits.
Chomp, chomp.
Sphere: Related ContentPosted 10:00 AM EST by Andy in Food & Drink | Permalink
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Oh my god, that is disgusting.
Posted by: Toby | Feb 1, 2006 10:10:23 AM
Personally, I prefer this for my gay carrot action..
http://www.flamingcarrot.com/FC/index.html
I mean he is flaming after all.
Posted by: Darren | Feb 1, 2006 10:29:02 AM
This post was the laugh of the morning...thanks!
Posted by: Pam's House Blend | Feb 1, 2006 11:12:21 AM
THIS is why I read Andy!
Posted by: Mitch | Feb 1, 2006 11:27:59 AM
Oh boy. I am slightly disgusted. :P
Posted by: matt f. | Feb 1, 2006 12:21:24 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm looks so yummy
Posted by: andrew | Feb 1, 2006 12:43:10 PM
It gives a whle new thrill to the term, "Eat your vegetables."
Posted by: Dan M | Feb 1, 2006 8:29:45 PM
Gross.
Posted by: Gilli | Feb 2, 2006 1:36:52 AM