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Sportrait: Cristiano Ronaldo


Regular readers of this site know I'm a big Cristiano Ronaldo fan. Yes, he has an amazing body, but it's his mug that's the star of a big spread in May's United, the official magazine of the Manchester United Football team. He better watch it, however. If he keeps at those eyebrows he'll soon be the Portuguese Jesse Metcalfe.

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  1. You say "Jesse Metcalfe" like it's a bad thing!

    Posted by: Marc | Apr 27, 2006 4:26:07 PM

  2. Clearly, you are some kind of elistist EyeBrowist. Tell me, want must we do with our eyebrows to gain admittance to your club? What shape of eyebrow is required to get past your velvet ropes?

    This is no different for the discrimination against older gay men, this discrimination against gay men with "The Wrong Eyebrows"

    Wake You! Anybody who can look a the lovel, lovely Jesse and fixatee on his eyebrows, "HAS A PROBLEM". This is the year 2006, it is time people like you recognized our right to whatever eyebrows we desire.

    Posted by: Peter Everhard | Apr 27, 2006 5:08:20 PM

  3. Pointing out that Jesse Metcalfe has meticulously plucked eyebrows is simply an observation, guys. No need to get hysterical. I wouldn't post about Jesse every other week if I wasn't a fan.

    Posted by: andy | Apr 27, 2006 5:12:29 PM

  4. I have a unibrow, its thick and lovely. You would have to knock me out before i would pluck one beautiful strand. Sorry Jesse, i rather be forced to have heterosexual sex than have brows than you....

    Posted by: Browlover | Apr 27, 2006 6:55:30 PM

  5. Hi,
    I thought you might be interested in these scans I found of that mag

    Your guy looks much better in the scans there, you can critique his eyebrow hair much better with these new scans, you Elitist Eyebrowist

    Posted by: Peter Everhard | Apr 27, 2006 10:30:08 PM

  6. fuck he is ugly, has anyone ever noticed that he has no chin?

    Posted by: the yankee | Apr 30, 2006 9:01:03 AM

  7. Hello.cristiano ronaldo .Iam Mina sayadi from Iran.

    Posted by: mina | Jun 25, 2006 11:50:20 AM

  8. By the way. Jesse Metcalfe's of Portuguese origin.

    Posted by: veado_ | Jul 7, 2006 10:00:33 AM

  9. i want to contact with cristiano ronaldo without annoying him. thank you so much.

    Posted by: charlene | Jul 8, 2006 2:52:31 AM

  10. i want cristiano ronaldo emailaddress and i love him sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

    Posted by: tina arena | Jul 8, 2006 8:06:58 AM

  11. hello,J am ronaldos big fan and J want his email adress

    Posted by: nadja | Jul 16, 2006 11:59:38 AM

  12. he is so sexy

    Posted by: reece | Aug 4, 2006 8:11:36 PM

  13. he is so sexy

    Posted by: reece | Aug 4, 2006 8:11:37 PM

  14. l love you

    Posted by: shane | Feb 28, 2007 3:02:13 AM

  15. hi christian l whant youer email adress min is

    Posted by: Shane | Feb 28, 2007 3:05:02 AM

  16. Damn so sexy...something about him makes me want to sit on his face...

    Posted by: KathyC | Nov 6, 2007 5:10:46 PM

  17. sorry u turned gay cry cry

    Posted by: nicole | Jan 7, 2008 2:05:30 PM

  18. Brilliant player!

    Posted by: Moii | Mar 20, 2008 9:16:59 AM

  19. Hi,
    The best player of Euro 2008 will be Cristiano Ronaldo.

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    you want free Euro2008-widget? Copy the code html in my website, you can publish in your website.

    Best regards,
    Ruy & Patry

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