04/03/2006
Who Better To Revive the Chess King Brand?
Than a roided-up athlete obsessed with injecting other guys in the ass, and a notorious homophobe with a greasy Little Lord Fauntleroy haircut. Actually, they're not really reviving the Chess King brand, but from the looks of this screenshot (via Deadspin) it sure looks like Canseco and Rocker shop there.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Chess King... hehehehehe
Posted by: Brian | Apr 3, 2006 10:56:50 AM
That's what John Rocker looks like now?? EWWWWWWWWWW.... looks like ugly on the insides has turned into FUGLY on the outsides..
Posted by: Darren | Apr 3, 2006 11:00:28 AM
CHESS KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PRICELESS!
Posted by: Chris | Apr 3, 2006 11:17:28 AM
I'm gonna get flamed mercilessly for this, but I've always thought Rocker was hot. He's not looking so good with that hair cut and the Chess King thing, but when he was playing for the Braves? OMG!
Posted by: Mitch | Apr 3, 2006 11:54:36 AM
Mitch, I agree with you. Rocker was totally hot when he was playing in Atlanta. He may have the personality of a flatulent toad, but once upon a time his outside appearance was quite striking.
Posted by: Brian | Apr 3, 2006 12:18:58 PM
Jeez, I wish they were as vigilent about police officer 'roid usage.
Meantime, howz about a Senate investigation in GWB's illegal substance history?
Posted by: hadassah weinreb | Apr 3, 2006 12:56:54 PM
They look like their I.Q.'s are about room temperature.
Posted by: jude lawless | Apr 3, 2006 1:01:45 PM
Speaking of I.Q., it's supposed to be the "Big Idea." What does it say about the state of TV today that when discussing the big idea of the day, the producers of Deutch's show dredge these two up?
And speaking of big ideas: Six posts to turn this into a Bush bash.
Posted by: Mitch | Apr 3, 2006 1:43:26 PM
I wouldn't pass up the chance to give either of them a carefully supervised makeover. The raw material's really really good
Posted by: Alan | Apr 3, 2006 1:54:40 PM
What a cockfag!
I saw this interview and the guy on the right was rocking the entire International Male clearance section, Peter Pan boots and all.
Don't get me started on the crossed legs and effeminate hand gestures. He's gay from another planet!
Which expalins his homophobic remarks: closet case!
Posted by: Fag Shui | Apr 4, 2006 1:07:50 AM
And P.S. Lay of the lip quencher, José Queervo!
Posted by: Fag Shui | Apr 4, 2006 1:09:12 AM
Neither of them deserves any attention whatsoever.
Posted by: Patrick | Apr 4, 2006 12:11:26 PM