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George Michael: Wake Him up Before He Go-Goes

S2_03You'll probably be seeing that headline just about everywhere. George Michael can't seem to stop falling asleep behind the wheel — or get photographed doing it.

British tabloid News of the World allegedly discovered the singer asleep at a set of traffic lights in Highgate, near London. On top of it, he appeared to be wearing an iPod while driving. This is the third time in recent months that the paparazzi has caught George in similar situations.

The new photos appear to make Michael's recent denials that he is "a wasted stoner" seem a bit empty. He also seems to have mastered the deer caught in headlights look.

According to the Tabloid, another driver knocked on the window of George's Range Rover (the one he had just had returned to him after hitting three parked cars last month) four times to awaken him.

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The Tab also reports that after Michael awoke, he drove into a street marker.

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What a Dope [news of the world]

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  1. Oh, dear...

    Posted by: Michael W. | May 15, 2006 9:29:05 AM

  2. So sad. Kenny Goss - get your partner some HELP. NOW.

    Posted by: Victor | May 15, 2006 9:58:41 AM

  3. He'd look ideal in one of his vintage "CHOOSE LIFE" oversized Hamnett T's.

    Posted by: A.J. | May 15, 2006 10:04:39 AM


    Posted by: DAVE | May 15, 2006 10:18:45 AM

  5. Maybe Sir Elton and Donatella will host an intervention for poor George?

    Posted by: steven | May 15, 2006 10:40:25 AM

  6. By all means, keep smoking, George, if it eases the pain of...whatever. But think about getting A DRIVER. I'm sure you can afford it.

    Posted by: Jacko | May 15, 2006 11:04:24 AM

  7. That pisses me off. If he weren't a celebrity, they'd have taken his license and impounded his vehicle months ago. I like George Michael's work, and wish him well, but he's going to kill someone if the cops let him keep driving.

    Posted by: Brian | May 15, 2006 11:12:42 AM

  8. Yeah, he's going to kill himself or someone else if somebody doesn't stop him...

    Posted by: Michael W. | May 15, 2006 11:27:29 AM

  9. What the hell?! I've never found him attractive but that is just nasty O__O

    Posted by: Tatiana | May 15, 2006 11:51:31 AM

  10. has GM had a facelift? He looks different in those pics and his eyebrows have that suspcious pulled up look. I saw a pic of Kenny that looked like he'd had work done - pathetic as neither "need" it.

    Posted by: xolondon | May 15, 2006 2:05:36 PM

  11. Poor George. I really do feel for him. Such a hard tail spin to recover from. He's probably going to be the next Leif Garret; so continually caught blasted in public that the courts WILL force him to do time, then rehab. When he's sober, he's still one sexy bugger.


    Posted by: Rad | May 15, 2006 3:16:12 PM

  12. Who in their right mind would allow themselves to be cruised by that leprotic skank monkey?

    Posted by: Steve | May 15, 2006 5:53:57 PM

  13. Poor Michael and his bad choices. Too bad Michael's become a "G Whore".

    If it's not tina, GHB will get you.

    Meanwhile, I hope his Texan boyfriend dumps his sorry ass. Tough love is the only way to help Michael clean his act.

    Truly sad to see wealthy entertainers blow it all up. They have all the money and they are still "unhappy".

    Perhaps their "open relationship" is part of thei pathetic life the Texan and Michael lead

    Posted by: FunMe | May 15, 2006 6:32:04 PM

  14. Dear god man, where is your partner in all this?

    Posted by: Chad Hanging | May 15, 2006 7:40:28 PM

  15. George Michael looks so much like George Best after alcohol had wasted his liver, too.

    Posted by: truth | May 16, 2006 9:06:14 AM

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